No Rhyme Or Reazon

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”


#1 “I’m around da corner.” = I’m 45 minutes away
#2 “We in Dis Bitch!” We Will be attending the event
#3 Free my nigggaaa ______” = Although he did commit a crime that is against the law.. free him because he is my friend
#4 “so you Mad?” = “it amuses me that your angered by what just occurred when it didn’t seem like a big deal to me …
#5 “you wasnt with me shootin in… …the gym”- you did not contribute to my current success in any way, shape or form
#6 Where dey do dat at? = What type of establishment allows behavior of that sort?
#7 Im Bout To Go Ham: If you say 1 more thing that displeases me. I shall be forced to take disciplinary actions
#8 “I got da whip”= My mother was kind enough to let me use the car.
#9 You Tryna Chill? = I Really Want To Engage In Sexual Activity With You But If I Said That You Might Say No
#10 I’m chillin tonight” - My current financial situation is not budgeted for extra curricular activity.”
#11 “you aint bout that life” — your living standards are not fit for the situation at hand! #12 Sh*t just got real = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughing matter!!
#13 You ain’t bout that life — You are in no shape or form going to do anything that your saying…



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